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Wargames => Warhammer 40k => Topic started by: Chicop76 on May 21, 2013, 09:42:36 PM

Title: Imperial Guard Terms.
Post by: Chicop76 on May 21, 2013, 09:42:36 PM
After the Ork War boos bleed out I decided to do a Yarrick with the boss's power claw.

I take nothing, but cooker's while dealing with tanks.

After many battles my plattoon squad is now a bunch of leftovers.

I need a Lho stick after fighting off a few bugs.

Ratlings are known for using long las pretty well.

Glad we have them nine-seventies to fortify our position.

Lho sticks laced with Obscura is the best.

Wish those Ogyrn's wasn't so plank.

If you ain't scrambled with fighing the new Tau than you must me brave.

After we cook them the nuts inside gets torched.

Nowadays every one wants freaks, brains, or boltmagnets in their army. A good commander would have a hangman or leash just in case. The hangman usally have the brains found wanting. I find it an Emperor's benediction.

Just for fun can you figure out what the slangs are and what they mean.
Title: Re: Imperial Guard Terms.
Post by: Mabbz on May 21, 2013, 10:15:42 PM
After the Ork War boss bleed out I decided to do a Yarrick with the boss's power claw.
After the Ork War boss bled out I decided to take his power claw/rip his arm off.

I take nothing, but cooker's while dealing with tanks.
I take nothing but meltaguns to deal with tanks.

After many battles my plattoon squad is now a bunch of leftovers.
After many battles my plattoon squad doesn't have any full squads left.

I need a Lho stick after fighting off a few bugs.
I need a cigarette after fighting Tyranids.

Ratlings are known for using long las pretty well.
Ratlings are known for being good shots/snipers.

Glad we have them nine-seventies to fortify our position.
Glad we have them shovels to fortify our position.

Lho sticks laced with Obscura is the best.
Cigarettes laced with a prohibited narcotic are the best.

Wish those Ogyrn's wasn't so plank.
Wish those Ogyrn's wasn't so thick.

If you ain't scrambled with fighing the new Tau than you must me brave.
If you ain't shell shocked with fighing the new Tau than you must be brave.

After we cook them the nuts inside gets torched.
... Pass

Nowadays every one wants freaks, brains, or boltmagnets in their army. A good commander would have a hangman or leash just in case. The hangman usally have the brains found wanting. I find it an Emperor's benediction.
Nowadays every one wants psykers in their army. A good commander would have a commissar just in case. The commissar usally have the psykers killed. I consider it a mercy killing.


Thank the Emperor I kept my old IG codex.
Title: Re: Imperial Guard Terms.
Post by: Chicop76 on May 24, 2013, 06:21:20 AM
Good job! :pie:

You missed bleed out and tourched.

I should had said.

Once we cook the shell, we shall torch the nuts inside.

It was what rumble said when attacking autobot city in transformer the animated movie.